ven0moth:

appreciation post for everyone whos ever talked to me bc im annoying and dumb

do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them

so-relatable:

1. Augustus Gloop is gluttony.

He’s either eating or thinking about eating. And his name rhymes with poop.

2. Veruca Salt is greed.

She’s a spoiled brat who always wants more.

3. Violet Beauregarde is pride.

She’s always boasting.

4. Mike Teavee is sloth.

He sits and watches TV all the time. His name is also Teavee aka TV

5. Grandpa Joe is envy.

He wants what Wonka has (the factory) and Charlie has (the ticket).

6. Charlie is lust.

Not the kind you normally think of, but the intense desire.

7. … and Wonka is wrath.

He punishes everyone for their flaws.

2treehill:

how do you get a nice body without moving

twodoorcinemaclubsoda:

Why do men think women are angry just on their period?

I’m angry all the time. Get the fuck away from me

svvaggiemaggie:

if you’ve ever been a peter pan at any disney park you can marry me now no questions asked

daryldixonismyspiritanimal:

minionier:

grassangel:

tyleroakley:

Let us never forget that Jeremy Renner used to be a makeup artist.

And a ski-instructor. And house renovator.

#now this fact is spreading can he be asked all the makeup questions usually aimed at female co-stars?

Can Jeremy Renner be a strong female character in every movie?

Jeremy Renner is a strong, independent woman, who don’t need no man.

yeezuschrist:

whenever i use only one exclamation point i feel like a middle-aged dad who just discovered the internet!

welcome-to-the-llamarmy:

teamfreeeewill:

Later this month i’ll be going to Disneyworld and hope to meet Peter Pan, and seeing as I know how much tumblr loves Peter, I was hoping to put together a little something for him.

For every reblog I get, I’ll put your Url into a scrapbook to give to him when I meet him. And also, if you want me to pass on a message to Peter, I’ll write it under your url for him to read - all you have to do is message me (and if you want to go anonymous that’s completely fine) and i’ll write it under your url, or anonymous. Messages are greatly encouraged. This will only go underway if I have more than twenty likes or reblogs, and I’ll be taking notes up until the 22nd of this month.

(this is a repost, if you already liked, reblogged or added a message it’s already been saved)

Hahahahahahaah news flash Spieling Peter (Andrew Ducote, in the gif above) doesn’t work at Disneyland anymore.

Huggy Peter does though c:

wealthisamindset:

billblackford:

Stay classy.

I want to learn this one.

endquestionmark:

bigmamag:

the truth is… i’m gonna miss you

I CAN’T. KIRK IS WAITING ALL EXPECTANTLY FOR SOME KIND OF SIGN THAT SPOCK GIVES A SHIT THAT THEY’RE BEING PUT ON DIFFERENT SHIPS, AND WHEN HE THINKS HE DOESN’T GET IT HE WALKS AWAY, EXASPERATED.

BUT SPOCK IS JUST SHOCKED THAT JIM WOULD MISS HIM. HIS MOUTH FALLS OPEN, HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO SAY AND HIS BRAIN IS PROCESSING A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS RIGHT NOW, LIKE HOW JIM COULD BE COMPLETELY PISSED AND DONE WITH HIM ONE MINUTE, TURN AROUND AND STILL WANT HIM AROUND THE NEXT.

LOOK AT SPOCK’S FACE AS JIM WALKS AWAY. HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE FEELINGS INSIDE OF HIM. THIS WHOLE MOVIE WAS ABOUT MISUNDERSTANDINGS AND LONGINGS THAT NEITHER OF THESE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED INDIVIDUALS CAN EXPRESS CORRECTLY UNTIL IT’S ALMOST TOO LATE, AND EVEN THEN THEY STILL KIND OF SUCK AT IT.

#[sits on the floor] #[puts head into hands] #[whispers] ‘please don’t’

hornyspice:

My yearbook quote.

castheperpetuallyconfusedangel:

JUST A REMINDER THAT EVEN BALTHY SHIPS DESTIEL. BOOM.